today

1. completely organic and righteous peanut butter and jelly on millet toast
2. chicken, brie and avocado on eli’s “pullman” style bread
3. fruit salad of mango, cantaloupe, strawberry, pineapple
4. my name for it: “fish box” / their name for it: organice bistro wild salmon wild-caught alaskan salmon in rosemary orange glaze with cranberry pilaf & broccoli (their ampersand). these words were rndered in a type style that wants to be perceived as playful, as though drawn with crayon. instead of a dot over the letter “i” in “organic” and “bistro” there is a green leaf of some kind. basil? mint? please note that this “entree” is further described as “gluten free – sustainably caught seafood made with organic vegetables and whole grains.”
5. ed hardy lighter, only $3, however the one i really wanted was $25 but i could not bring myself to buy it for fear of dismemberment by the one i know and love. truly, i am ambivalent about spending that kind of money on a lighter so even if the threat of annhilation weren’t looming large, it is not certain that i would have purchased that phat, awesome, slick lighter.
6. explosive, difficult-to-control laughter during and following staff meeting
7. surprisingly positive employee attitude and feelings leading to enhanced cooperation
8. very delicious coffee x2
9. therapy

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guest list: mambolounge

behold a guest list from a dear old friend. the list has to do with things that are true in his world today.

1. I read some of your blog regarding espresso.
2. I’m going to make matzoh ball soup today because (a) I am fat and (b) soup is good food.  Also because (c) they are always rude to me at The Woodro and (d) I dont need to pay those ridiculous prices for (i) soup, (ii) knishes and (iii) attitude.
3. I got an ice cream maker attachment for my Kitchen Aid stand mixer and
4. I am developing a recipe for Oxycontin Sorbet.
5. There must be a way to eliminate the gritty consistency.

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