starbucks: you are behaving badly again

too many sizes

a nice man helped starbucks out. he found peeping tom equipment in the bathroom and downloaded the badness to his computer which was confiscated by the authorities after he reported it. they took his gear in order to apprehend the creepy crawly pervert who planted a recorder in the mens room.

so, the man says to starbucks, hey starbucks, please give me a computer i can use because the authorities have mine. remember? i helped you out. i helped you out even though one of your workers told me he was too busy when i discovered the foul spy gear. so starbucks is ignoring this man some more. it’s wrong.

i may boycott starbucks if this isn’t resolved swiftly. starbucks should pony up a laptop. it’s not like ten or more years ago when a laptop cost a million dollars. really.

it reminds me of when the world trade center fell down and terrified people were teeming uptown covered in crap.  starbucks employees were charging the people for bottles of water. what were they thinking?

Filed under: coffee, lame!, starbucks, stupid things, water, coffee

coffee dumbness

perverted sunflower seeds

why can’t people just drink coffee? this is an article about caffeinated things that should not be caffeinated. there are many things that go _with_ coffee, but that does not mean they should have coffee-ness _within_ them.

 

Filed under: annoying, coffee, lame!, stupid things, water, coffee

what i have to do today

1. choose black outfit
2. take f train to work
3. apply small amount of makeup on the t train
4. work
5. remember to pick up dry cleaning
6. remember to eat
7. remember to maintain proper hydration
8. leave on time
9. come home on the f train
10. immediately prepare for bed
11. reflect on day
12. connect with my beloved upon her return from an evening out.

2.

Filed under: water, lists

my fabulous day

1. inside
2. air conditioner @ 70 degrees
3. baguette
4. cheese
5. coffee
6. expensive, pecan granola which i keep telling my beloved to buy “more” of so i can make it last through the week, so i should not be scarfing it down the way i am today
7. raw sunflower seeds
8. more coffee
9. chatting with old friend re (a) 50s items we love, (b) eating, (c) drugs we took together in the past, (d) dancing
10. unsalted corn chips
11. unsweetened lemonade

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eaten during snack break at the ice skating rink

1. baguette. local, ‘hand-crafted.’ met bread needs reasonbly well
2. brie
3. sliced apples (pink lady)
4. coffee (half mexican decaf, half peru)
5. water

Filed under: baguette, brie, coffee, combination, decaf, enjoyment, hand-crafted, ice skating rink, lists, water, lists